Eggedy Eggedy Eggedy Eggs!
Everything I know is wrong. Matter is actually controlled by little gremlins after all. SoaP really *was* the best movie ever, and Santa Claus is the Tooth Fairy wearing a fat-suit.
And JB is waking me up for breakfast. Or at least.. I think he is. Someone's chirping wierdly in the foc'sle, and said that my wife is hot. Yeah, that's JB.
Whiskey.. Tango.. Foxtrot?
JB awake before noon is like the sun misjudging the horizon by a few inches during sunrise. He makes good pancakes and eggs, though!!
*EDIT* Oh! I suppose I should point out that the aforementioned "JB" is in fact, the captain. The respectable one. The Man! The guy whose tiny statue makes the Earth shake so long as the Earth concerns the Lady Washington, or whatever other boat happens to be his dominion.
And JB is waking me up for breakfast. Or at least.. I think he is. Someone's chirping wierdly in the foc'sle, and said that my wife is hot. Yeah, that's JB.
Whiskey.. Tango.. Foxtrot?
JB awake before noon is like the sun misjudging the horizon by a few inches during sunrise. He makes good pancakes and eggs, though!!
*EDIT* Oh! I suppose I should point out that the aforementioned "JB" is in fact, the captain. The respectable one. The Man! The guy whose tiny statue makes the Earth shake so long as the Earth concerns the Lady Washington, or whatever other boat happens to be his dominion.
posted by doug | 3:08 PM
2 Comments:
hmmmmmm, 'da unmistakable power of a good breffas...
(*scamper *scamper off to forage for some waffles)
Upon closer inspection of this entry of yours, i've come to a supreme conclusion that you may not have already:
you have captain envy.
bwa ah ahaaaaaaaa.
Ahem.
*shuffle *shuffle
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