Waking the Sleeping Giant..

Ok, so there's been this ongoing thing with waking up JB for morning & evening watch. A lot of people have gone down to his stateroom to wake him, and most of them have either been eaten, flayed or flash-frozen. Some of the more notable attempts ranged from waking him 5 minutes early, to bursting his door open, yammering "20-minutes till watch! Omigod don't kill me!", banging the door shut (but not latching it), letting the next swell open it back up so it can bang shut *again*, and then frantically running up the stairs before he can eat you.

Tonight was my attempt.

Which went suprisingly well. I've got all my limbs and everything! Just a gentle door-open, a quietish voice, and then meekly latching the door *before* frantically running up the stairs. Good deal. I'd bring him Ramen or something, but with my Haida Curse (more on that later), I'd probably stumble in the dark and send the noodles flying into his rack.